A commenter wants me to rhyme,
and post about hollywood slime.
She should get her own blog.
Not on mine should she hog
my reader's valuable time.
Yet I promised a post in verse form,
and my feelings for her are quite warm.
So, this post is for her.
With it I am sure
She'll sleep snuggly all night in her dorm.
"Dad," she is apt to protest,
"your post will not lead to my rest."
"In fact, I feel gruff
'bout that personal stuff,
and I live in an apartment, not a dorm.
'night